Relationship update

Oct. 2nd, 2026 09:44 pm
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My cat is exiled from my lap and pouting about it with two paws on my thigh, trying to convince me she should be allowed to lie on my belly, but I need space in my life for my current bestie, Giant Blue Mixing Bowl, and grace so that my dessert, a delightful mélange of Promethazine and Painkiller #2, can kick in.

Fellow wanderers in the wilderness, please reassure me that I am not the only person who sets a timer after taking desperately needed meds as a way to say, "This is going to suck for a while yet, but it may only suck for approximately this much longer."
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Limericks for Orgy, Embarrassment, and Bestiality (96 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Original Basketball Team Group Sex, Scunthorpian Woman/Cats
Additional Tags: Limericks, Kinktober 2026, Orgy, Embarrassment, Bestiality
Summary:

Limericks for Orgy, Embarrassment, and Bestiality for Kinktober 2026.

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Oct. 2nd, 2026 07:22 am
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The other Scotland Book I read on my brief trip was Walter Scott's Waverley, which I have been sort of thinking I ought to read every time I pull in and out of Waverley Station.

Waverley has the distinction (or so the front and back-matter leads me to believe) of being maybe the first English-language Historical Fiction Novel, which is kind of fascinating to contemplate and honestly very readable as such given the givens! The plot involves a naive English romantic, signed up with the British army, who happens to be on an ill-timed vacation visiting a new friend in the Scottish Highlands when the Jacobite Rising breaks out and stumbles through a series of circumstances that ends up with him sort of confusedly signing up to fight on behalf of Bonnie Prince Charlie.

There's a bit in Scott's intro where he's explaining why he chose to publish this book anonymously -- sidenote, I had no idea he had written this book anonymously, and it's very funny to read his pages and pages and pages essentially going 'why? well, because it was fun, and funny, and also I was already so rich and famous that I really had nothing to gain from publishing a book under my own name that might have been bad' -- anyway, one of the things he brings up is "people have suggested that I Might have been worried that the King would be mad about this book about the gallant heroes of the Jacobite rebellion, but why would I worry about that? The sufferers of that melancholy period have, during the last and present reign, been honoured both with the sympathy and protection of the reigning family, whose magnanimity can well pardon a sigh from others, and bestow one themselves, to the memory of brave opponents, who did nothing in hate, but all in honour." Well, okay, sure, but one has to genuinely admire the delicate dance that Scott is doing in his portrayal of the Rising; the Jacobites romantically valiant but tragically misguided, our good English hero signing up because he's pushed by every circumstance into doing so and feeling conflicted about it the whole way because he respects everybody on both sides so much, Bonnie Prince Charlie himself the flower of chivalry of course, and George II? well, no need to talk much about him. He's offscreen occasionally offering a gracious pardon.

My only Scott experience previous to this was Ivanhoe; with Waverley Scott is now two for two on "here is the Wrong Woman who is fascinating and compelling and heroic but alas! so independently devoted to a incompatible cultural/religious ideal that she cannot properly devote herself to a man, and here is the Right Woman, who is -- well. What can we say about her. She's wife-shaped!"

The women in this one are Flora the ardent Highland Jacobite who was raised at the French court and speaks multiple languages and translates poetry and Rose the lowland aristocrat's daughter who has never gone anywhere or done anything or had any opinions whatsoever, and they are Best Friends; Waverley is in love with Flora and Rose is in love with Waverley and Flora spends the whole book like oh my god please please transfer your affections to Rose. please I am so uninterested in marrying anything except the platonic ideal of the Rising. Honestly, I was fascinated and quite pleased to see a near-duel situation arise from the hero's insistence that it is the object of his affection's right to refuse his proposal if she wants and her brother should please stop intimating that she doesn't really mean it! she has made it very clear that she's not into him and he doesn't want to push it any more!!

Anyway. Broadly speaking, the takes are more nuanced than expected, and the people act like people, often confused, often self-interested, often funny; more knowledgeable people than I can talk about the resounding effect of this book on Romantic Ideas About Scotland, but as founding patterns for the shape of historical literature in general, one could do a lot worse.
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Various:

--Went to see Diva with Cyborg Wife last night. It remains the most French movie I've ever seen (affectionate). On rewatch I noticed a really interesting thing it was doing with the soundscape, where in multiple scenes there would be music that you assumed was incidental soundtrack music that then turned out to be in-universe music that the characters were listening to, which you'd discover when they turned off the radio or tape. Very cool.

CW introduced me to the film - apparently she stumbled across it on PBS at age 13 and then watched it obsessively several times, which is entirely in character and by god I love her.

--Banger of the week: Lost in Dreams by Devin Santi

--I was walking to the subway the other day in the not-quite-rain when a dog on a leash started barking at me. The dog's owner tightened her grip and said to the dog, very seriously, "calm down, it's just a hat, we've talked about this."

--I have put holds on some print! books! to be delivered to a library location near my office. Normally I restrict myself to what's on Libby because I read on my commute but I am getting impatient with the selection.

--The letter A key on my laptop keyboard developed a hole and I've now covered it with duct tape. I'm glad I don't need to look at the keyboard when I type (although I'm not a touch typist, I'm just vaguely not terrible).
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[personal profile] teland is in a pickle that would be partially ameliorated by having a good speech-to-text option on her Android phone that autosaves any changes and, ideally, learns words.

My suggestion was Ellipsus via Firefox, but that's not an app, that's a website, and it doesn't learn words.

Do any of you have suggestions?

More Graphic Novel Recs!

Oct. 1st, 2026 10:18 am
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My reading brain is all sequential art all the time these days. In addition to reading superhero comics and slice-of-life manga I have been reading a bunch of graphic novels. I thought I’d share some of my favorites from the last couple of months with you!( Read more... )
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Limericks for Condoms, Bratting, and Watersports (90 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fellatrix/Various Men, Watersports Fan/His Love, Bratty Lawyer/Rules Lawyering
Characters: Fellatrix - Character, Watersports Fan, Bratty Lawyer
Additional Tags: Limericks, Kinktober 2026, Poetry
Series: Part 1 of Kinktober 2026
Summary:

One limerick each for Condoms, Bratting, and Watersports for Kinktober 2026.

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Sep. 30th, 2026 09:22 pm
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I ended up sort of unexpectedly in Scotland this past weekend (or rather, sort of expectedly, but all expectations were cancelled during the course of the cat's illness and I did not foresee them being un-cancelled) and as a result spent some time last week trawling the BPL to see what sort of Scotland-themed books might be available to me in ebook for plane reading Right Now No Waiting, which is how I ended up reading Val McDermid's 1979.

I was previously unfamiliar with Val McDermid's game, but apparently a.) she is Scotland's reigning Queen of Crime (though the Agatha Christie has formally threatened legal action against the use of the title); b.) her wife is Scotland's Geographer Royal, which, WHAT a power couple; and c.) she started her career as an journalist in the late 70s, hence the powerful ambience of 1979, a book about journalists uncovering and sometimes whoops maybe a little bit causing crime in the name of getting the byline.

Allie Burns, the protagonist of 1979, is one of the only women in the newsroom of her one-step-up-from-tabloid Glasgow-based newspaper, desperate to avoid being relegated to the celebrity gossip and miracle baby circuit. Meanwhile, her colleague Danny Sullivan has a white-collar crime scoop that could launch him into the front pages, but can't write for beans; after they have a bonding experience on a snowed-in train, Danny brings Allie in on the investigation to help him clean up his prose. Unfortunately for Danny, his big scoop directly implicates his brother and looks likely to blow up his entire family - which puts him in a position where he's just as desperate to prove himself as Allie is. Dream team for taking big risks and skirting the very edge of journalistic ethics in ways that could either make their reputations, or get them fired! or arrested! or worse!

I like Journalism Thrillers and I found this one very readable and pacy; occasionally McDermid paused briefly for one character to explain to another How, As You Know, A Newsroom Works In 1979, but as this is a topic of interest to me it didn't bug me as much as it otherwise might have. The characters broadly believe that overall they are doing the right thing and on the side of the angels or at least The Truth throughout but McDermid leaves plenty of room around the edges for the reader to disagree if they choose, which I appreciated. I also enjoyed that although the book initially looks like it might be taking the shape of a het romance, ( spoilers )

This is the start of a series; the next book is 1989 and the third, 1999, is being published in October I think. I kind of love this as a series structure and I look forward to finding out at some point how Allie's standards and practices change with the invention of the Internet.

A somewhat token weekly proof of life

Sep. 27th, 2026 01:27 pm
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Before I forget again: this and the nested thread and comments on Bluesky recently suggest that dislike for (and apparent inability to learn to like) raw tomatoes might be a genetic thing for some people, which could explain a fair bit about my complete failure to find them even tolerable, despite a) really wanting to love them and b) enjoying plenty of things involving cooked tomatoes. It sure feels plausible, anyway.

Reading: I read and really enjoyed Marissa Lingen's new novella, A Dubious Clamor. ^_^ (Disclaimer: friend.) Since then I've been slowly picking my way through How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay, the newest book from Jenny Lawson (The Bloggess).

New Toby in a couple of days!

Farmshare, week thirteen: a green cabbage, a single red tomato, black kale, four smallish cucumbers, kohlrabi (one purple, one green), and leeks.

We didn't manage to use the leeks from a couple of weeks ago, but I still want to try them, so we got more. ^^;

Farmshare cooking hopes/plans for the week include the perhaps-not-traditional colcannon from Six Seasons (I've never had colcannon and mostly see it referred to as involving cabbage, but this recipe involves a leek and black kale), a cabbage and farro soup, and probably roasting (?) one of the kohlrabi and going from there.

In general "UGH, I wish people/cookbooks/etc. were more specific about food" news, I have the eternal burning wish that it were much, much easier to tell, without sheer memorization, whether a given potato is starchy or waxy or in between, which extends to which type a recipe is calling for. I know people with actual cooking experience do probably just know this, whether by name or color or simply by feel, but thus far my efforts to make the information stick in my head have not gone well.

(All of which is to say: do I know what kind of potatoes we have at the moment? No! No, I do not. Here's hoping they mash okay.)
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A few weeks back I asked folks on Bluesky to share their favorite space opera. I have been working on my Space Opera Reading Challenge, slowly. Very slowly. 2026 is a collecting phase, perhaps. But I love adding books to my "used books to keep an eye out for" list and I'm building an excellent collection of mass market paperbacks while they last (rest well, weary traveler). This thread also helped remind me of titles I own in ebook. My ebook collection is incredibly disorganized and spread across multiple hard drives, but after I went through this list I was able to pull out eleven digital books!

While I love text-based micro-blogging, after losing Twitter I'm a little shy about trusting it long term. I do trust Dreamwidth, though, so here is a collection of all the books people shared with me. When people mentioned series, I included the first book. If folks dropped a specific title in the series, I also included that alongside. I haven't read many of these books/authors, so cannot speak to the quality of every work! I've only read 12/76, because I came to space opera from cartoons/film/video games/YA SF instead of adult SF.

One of the most interesting things that crops up is what people categorize as "space opera". This list may be annoying if you're a stickler. I'm pretty liberal with the category; if I really want to drill down, I use the term coffeeandink shared with me ages ago, planetary romance. Of course, given the rise of romantasy, using the term "romance" to mean "adventure" is archaic enough not to be useful anymore. Ah, the sands of time! The only two I didn't put in the list, but still wanted to mention because I think they are more planetary romance (lol) than space opera: The Pern series by Anne McCaffrey and the Aubrey–Maturin series by Patrick O'Brian. Per the reccer on the last one: just pretend they're in space. :D

All links go to bookshop.org if I could find a book/ebook option, bn.com otherwise, and some are blank because I couldn't find anything on those two. If you know of a place to purchase the books online in a physical/digital format, hit me up. Support an author today!

( To the stars! )

But I can't make my cat sad

Sep. 25th, 2026 11:59 am
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I would go back to bed in a New York minute (I have been out of bed precisely 1 hour as of this writing) but there is a cat on me, and she is not allowed in the bed.

I guess I will stay awake to provide the little old lady cat with a heating pad, i. e. my lap.
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Hoping the coming season holds good things for all of you, whichever season you're entering. <3

Last night I finished reading A Parade of Horribles, so I am no longer contending with trying to get through all of the available DCC novels quickly to retain as many details as possible. It's a lot of details, and that was quite a bit of reading, and yet I never did move beyond "curious about what'll happen" to "actually invested". I guess we'll see what happens whenever book 9 comes out (which I assume is a while away, since this one was so recent--but then, the series didn't actually start all that long ago, did it?).

Now I have so many books waiting to be read, so trying to pick one may result in some choice paralysis. I know I don't want to tackle anything too long right away, since a) I want to get back to watching Zhan Zhao Adventures and b) the next October Daye book is out next week.

As planned, [personal profile] scruloose made a roast chicken with schmaltzy cabbage on Sunday, and friends, the tiny cabbage was hilarious. I knew it was small to begin with and would cook down substantially, but it turned into the tiniest bowlful in the end--several good-sized mouthfuls each, but not what you'd call a bountiful side dish. But! It also benefited dramatically from the treatment; I think it was the tastiest cabbage we've gotten yet from this recipe.
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There once was a bald Illinoisan (253 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: due South
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Benton Fraser/Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser/Victoria Metcalf, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski/Stella Kowalski/Ray Vecchio
Characters: Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser, Victoria Metcalf, Ray Kowalski, Stella Kowalski (due South)
Additional Tags: Limericks, Limerick Cycle, Poetry, Benton Fraser Swings Both Rays, Stella Kowalski Swings Both Rays, OT4, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Summary:

In which the course of true love does not immediately run smooth, but everything eventually works out for the best.

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The Human brain is actually the forebrain and the hindbrain, from the earliest stages of development. So are many, many, many other animals' brains.

Venus may have had a moon.
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Charlie, a low-level BookToker, is invited to join five female influencers on a luxury yacht, where they'll all live together and advertise both the yacht and their own brands. The yacht is semi-beached on a private, uninhabited island. (By semi-beached, I mean it's on giant, semi-movable posts so it's basically dangling above the water like a cocktail sausage on toothpicks.) Charlie, who is mourning the drowning death of her ex-best friend/roommate who wrote a phenomenally best-selling romantasy about sexy mermaids hilariously titled A Song of Scales and Salt, reluctantly accepts. Once she gets on the yacht, she's weirded out by the vaguely cultish vibes and the DROWNED GHOST THAT KEEPS HAUNTING HER, but not enough to leave. Then a storm blows up, they all get trapped on the yacht with their billionaire boss, and someone dies!

This novel has a fun premise and a solid start, but ended up being overly predictable and far too repetitive. The ghost element never felt completely integrated - it felt like two different types of thrillers stuck together. Charlie kept mentally rehashing and rehashing the same points, which was both tedious and made the story even more predictable than it already was.

It was completely obvious that ( Read more... )

I very much enjoyed Schaefer's Trad Wife, which also had issues with repetitiveness early on, but was pure wild fun once the action got going. The Last Time We Drowned is much more conventional, to its detriment. I didn't hate it but it wasn't memorable - something no one will ever say about Trad Wife.
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The fall crunch at Dayjob has wrapped up and I am fighting manga deadlines, but I want to make a post happen, so here we are.

It is unmistakably autumn now. The air tastes of it, and we had a frost warning last night (although I don't think any frost actually touched us personally). And I have my evenings back until probably sometime in...February?...so there's theoretically time to think about nesting a bit and autumnal foods. (Oh, for someone in the household with executive function. We are but two, and neither of us has it.)

Media: I'm still working on A Parade of Horribles, but have reasonable hope of getting through it before the library reclaims it (or lets me renew it, maybe. But I'd like to be done).

We did not finish season 3 of Silo before Apple TV renewed for another month. Whoops. We've started watching The Apothecary Diaries, though (easier to fit in a twenty-five-minute anime episode here and there), but are only about three episodes in. We went with Netflix, but I think I'm going to switch to Crunchyroll and see if the subs are a) different and b) less annoying. (The Netflix subs seem more like captions? And are often positioned weirdly.)

About a week and a half ago I told Bluesky "We just brought in what we expect to be the entirety of our Brandywine tomato harvest. It consists of (*drumroll*) one tomato from each of the two plants, both clearly needing to be eaten ASAP. One of the plants is valiantly trying to make more fruit, but they're still very green and varying degrees of small, so its odds of success seem...nonexistent."

The good news: [personal profile] scruloose reported that the Brandywines were delicious, but that is not sufficient return for the effort for us to plant them again; meanwhile, the Romas were a write-off overall. If we try tomatoes again while we live here (and we have no plans to move anytime soon), it'll just be a cherry plant or two.

Farmshare, week eleven (technically the week before last): leeks, lettuce (red leaf and romaine), peaches, potatoes, and one giant tomato.

Week twelve (picked up three days ago, and the first time I didn't go along to help select things, due to the Dayjob crunch): cukes, red lettuce, two largish red tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, peaches, and green onions.

We still have the leeks. We still have one small remaining cabbage from a couple of weeks ago, too, but it's destined for the Smitten Kitchen roasted chicken with schmaltzy cabbage tonight.

This morning we made it to the produce stand and I remembered to ask how much longer their season will be. Three more weeks to go. We brought home broccoli, a largish field tomato, blueberries, nectarines, and three apples (one Gravenstein, two Gingergold).
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[tumblr.com profile] samwinjester has been drawing Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker as Nightwing and Starfire.

Come gaze upon the glory with me!

This is the first one -- beautifully self-indulgent, glorious choice of outfits, pose of cheesecake-beefcake-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-off-his-abs-too.

The first one I saw was this one, and it blew my goddamn mind. I laughed. I boggled. I stared. I spammed everyone I could find on Discord who would appreciate it.

And I commented that I saw Discowing Mullet Obi-Wan in my heart.

Ask, and ye shall receive! Linking to the version with my feedback because I know how to appreciate art.

War Bunny, by Christopher St. John

Sep. 19th, 2026 06:41 pm
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In a world which seems to have no actual humans but a whole lot of linguistic and physical remnants of human civilization now claimed by uplifted animals, one little rabbit takes a stand with big consequences.

The rabbit society in War Bunny is what you would get if Silverweed's warren from Watership Down existed in a world where rabbits were more matriarchial and also was in Canada, then survived an apocalypse that killed humans but left other predators alive. They created a religion built around the idea that predators are blessed and rabbits serve God by becoming their prey, to the point where ideally, they shouldn't even try to run. (They run instinctively anyway, which is why their society continues to exist.)

Anastasia is a rabbit with OCD and rebellious ideas, like that getting eaten by foxes is bad actually. She gets kicked out of the warren, which ought to immediately lead to her getting eaten. She does get attacked, but through a combination of the will to fight and a bit of freak good luck, she manages to fight off a fox. This shocking turn of events leads to her getting famous in the woods. Soon she's got a group of exiles and misfits of multiple species, all organized around the radical idea that prey can fight back.

This book is basically what you get if you combine Watership Down with The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, plus a touch of Riddley Walker and the linguistic elements of The Handmaid's Tale. It's not as good as any of them, but few books are, and it's pretty good on its own merits. The large cast of rabbits, mice, rats, foxes, coyotes, squirrels, etc is nicely delineated. My favorite is the tiny mouse Death Rage, who owes something to Reepicheep; she wears a Canada Dry bottlecap as a helmet and wields a needle. The book works as just a talking animal story, but like almost all talking animal stories, it has points to make about our world. It mostly manages to not be twee.

The most interesting conflict here is that the predators are also intelligent, and need to eat prey animals to survive. War Bunny sets this up but doesn't really explore it, as the prey animals are nowhere near a large enough faction for that to become a real issue. Though War Bunny comes to a satisfying conclusion, it was supposed to be the first of seven books. St. John wrote two more, then died suddenly of a heart attack. Alas. I will definitely read the next two. I really enjoyed the world and characters.
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Stephanie Cole, whose work I loved in Cabin Pressure, has passed.

She had a splendid romance with Anthony Stewart Head's character.

I am going to listen to Vaduz (transcript here) and cry.

If you are just learning about ASH's audio comedy career, his first episode is Newcastle (transcript here) which is also the only Butawhiteman Can'tbekhan-free episode of Cabin Pressure, as he was sick during taping and someone else filled in as his role.

Not that I have EVER played it for ANYONE with a BC aversion except that once.

*

Also, happy Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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